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Thats right. Im leaving this account.


However, Do NOT dispair. I am now "DAsCaptainObvious". Expect me to live up to this name by the way. =)

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Could It Be...?

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You all like it....


Some of you love it.....



A few of you -long- for it.....








And now you're getting it....






Thats right folks.....





The new hit journal to take the world by storm....





From the makers of "The CJ sometimes daily #1"......






And "Yharr!! (Innit.)".....







Comes the words that changed a continent....





*Everything goes dark and silent*......





A Bambi (c) production.....





Directed by CJizzle......






THE CJ SOMETIMES DAILY #6!!!! (-Insert flashy graphics and stuff here-)





*Applause*






I hav'nt written a daily in like... 2 months. As I always say "Makes you think why its called a Daily huh?"

Anyway, no time for old jokes, here is the NEW, DIGITALLY ENHANCED CONTENTS, where all the guns have been replaced by walkie talkies (South park <3)



1)Contents

1)Contents.
2)Life as I know it.
3)The future.
4)The past...
5)"Welcome, to the laaaaand of tomorroooooow!"
6)Question-Why do people do stuff?
7)Answer to-"Why do people do stuff?"
8)CJ's final thought.
9)Will there ever be a sequel to CJ's amazing short stories list? (Prince princess midget, Pies-prostitute-porcupine)
10)Weird...
11)-Fin-



2) Life as I know it.
I know, usually the boring part of all previous CJ sometimes Daily's was the bit that everyone skipped to get to the jucy comedy, but this is the new pointless nit for you to skip. (Im just going to say about my life at the moment. If you have no intrest, skip to number 4/5)

Stuff is fairly good at the moment. Has its share of crap, but instead of sitting and whining about it, Ive decided to look at the better stuff. And it certainly does out-weigh the bad by a long shot. All-in-all, life is good.

Finally started applying for jobs! I applied at Wendy's, but I doubt Id get the job, because I was joking around when I handed the form in, and after about 5 mins I realised he was the manager. Bad move CJ. But I would look good in a pink shirt! Who knows. Next victims will be McCafe and Red Rooster. *Insert eeeeevil laugh*



3) The future.
In the future, as just mentioned, I shallst have a job. And stop living like a bum. Im also getting the flares Ive wanted for oh-so-long! Mum is getting me some for b-day, and when I get a job, the first thing Im saving for is to have some really RETRO red-denim ones made (Allready went to spot-light to check out the material, and asked the makers. ^.^)

Ive also decided to go out after school and attempt to make friends, seeing as the only friends I have are in school, and I pretty much only see them in school. So, any offers from my widdle-adelaide-devs? =P *Looks in mirror* "HA! Desperate CJ!" xD



4) The past....

The past has been creeping up on me alot lately. Been stuffing it to the back of my mind but Ive recently started doing things I used to do in Wales (Pool, Darts, reading) and yeah. It finally caught up to me yesterday and I was like... Yeah.


5)"Welcome, to the laaaaand of tomorroooooow!"
In the future, there will be jet-packs for hamsters. Deer shall rule the worls, and the race of mankind shallst repent for not heeding my warnings of the evil deer. The govournment shall be run by deer, and the law enforcement of humankind shall be replaces by the forementioned Jet-pack-hamsters.

Donuts shall also be wiped out, as the hamster population rebel, after their prior enslavement by the human race by being stuck in a small cage with nothing but a running wheel (Resembles doughnut). However, it is these exact wheels that GIVE the hamsters their power. For the exact same reason convicts become muscular. If all you have is fitness, fitness is all you will do. But I would be considerably LESS scared of an orange wearing, bald headed, 6-ft muscular convict, than a 5-ft, super fit, furry, big-toothed hamster.


6)Question-Why do people do stuff?

Why do people do stuff?



7)Answer to-"Why do people do stuff?"

Because theres nothing else to do.



8)CJ's final thought.

"Shouldnt this be last on the contents list???"



9)Will there ever be a sequel to CJ's amazing short stories list? (Prince princess midget, Pies-prostitute-porcupine)

WELL! MY GOOD SIRS! You will be pleased to know, that amoungst my first stand up comedy script, I HAVE been writing down the key features of the next story! Watch this space people!




10)Weird...

Even if no-one buys a ticket for a movie, they STILL show it!

No-one knows if penguins have knees!

And finally... Sleeping pills bear the label "Warning: May cause drowsiness."



11)-Fin-

Thanks for reading! Im sorry this is considerably shorter than most of my other CJ sometimes daily's, but I shall try and extend the next one for you =)

Remember: Comment, or I wont know you've read it. And if I dont know if people have read it, I wont be bothered to make anymore!
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Songs!? LIES!!

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Dont you just hate songs where ther lyrics arent true? No? Well I do. Here are some lines from songs I hate, and why I hate them. Or why their a DIRTY FILTHY LIE.



1) You know that song, dont know the title but it goes "All you need is love, love, looove"? Firslty LIES. I tried sending love to an ethiopian kid, and Im pretty sure he's no better off now than before he had it. Point being, if a homeless person had nothing but love, he would still die of Dehydration or Starvation. Therefore, that song is a dirty filthy lie.

2) "Im blue da ba dee da ba dii"... You WISH that was your name buddy!

3) Blink 182, Adamns song "Another six months Ill be unknown" Why is it a lie? Because I never knew who he was anyway.

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