Its too long to fit.

Poem To God~ Thanks for making some poems, wishes & dreams come true, and for keeping others as far from reality as possible. BIOTCH!!!

I wrote a poem about a milliong bucks,
You only gave me ten.
Why God, you stupid fuck,
Arent we supposed to be friends?

I had a dream about a yellow porshe,
Yet I'm still driving a Skoda,
And not a mustang, the mighty horse,
But a box with a shitty interior.

I wrote a poem about the shining skies,
But its raining out today.
the heavens weep and the clouds cry,
You're that desperate for me to pray?

I had a dream that I could fly,
Flying with the crows,
But Im still on the ground and I only ask why?
To shoot cornflakes out of my nose?
(That last bit is a long story )

I wrote a poem about powdered water,
Just add water and there you go,
And you drink it and it makes you shorter!
I'm crazy and it shows...

I had a nightmare about a killer deer,
the most brutal thing I ever seen,
Sharp teeth and blood smeared,
THEN I REALISED IT WAS BAMBI!!!!
(The true story of why I have a phobia of Bambi.. I am ashamed)

I'm so glad that last verse didnt come true,
I dont have to live in fear,
I guess thats one more reason to thank you,
for not creating killer deer.

I made a wish that I could make wishes.
I know what my first one would be.
"Please God, Dont make me do the dishes”
Thank You For The DishWashing Machine!!!!!!!!!

I had a dream that I was good at something,
I dont know what it could be,
But it came true, I dont suck at everything,
But I do suck at funny poetry!

(By CJ Who Is Super Awesome,
And is even making this into a verse,
I really am not a bad person,
I think its just a really good curse.)