Once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a different galaxy, far far away, where repititions where used, way way too much, and things got annoying, really really much, there was a God.
Now, one eternity (Days had not been invented), the God (Who's name shall not be spoken) *Cough*CJ*Cough* got bored.
So he decided to play the sims 2 on the Playstation.
His playstation blewed up! What in eternity was the God to do now!?
Well, he answered his own question. He decided to make the game... A reality.
And thus brings us to the first part of out question: What is the meaning of life?
Well, to answer, we must first ask an initial question: Who (or what) made God?
The answer to this question is complicated. Man. Man made God. But: who made man? Well, evidently, it was Maxis, the game company, who made the sims. But, again: who made Maxis? That would be Gods work.
There are three possobilities here. Each with a different outcome.
Here is the first.