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The meaning of life.
Once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a different galaxy, far far away, where repititions where used, way way too much, and things got annoying, really really much, there was a God.
Now, one eternity (Days had not been invented), the God (Who's name shall not be spoken) *Cough*CJ*Cough* got bored.
So he decided to play the sims 2 on the Playstation.
But, suddenly....
DISASTER!
His playstation blewed up! What in eternity was the God to do now!?
Well, he answered his own question. He decided to make the game... A reality.
And thus brings us to the first part of out question: What is the meaning of life?
Well, to answer, we must first ask an initial question: Who (or what) made God?
The answer to this question is complicated. Man. Man made God. But: who made man? Well, evidently, it was Maxis, the game company, who made the sims. But, again: who made Maxis? That would be Gods work.
There are three possobilities here. Each with a different outcome.
Here is the first.
Man>God>Maxis.
Th
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Wangs,Fags, Pirate And Midget.
One day, a few months after the stories about those other two sad groups of people, there was a ginormous Wang, belonging to a young bloke who was super hot and stuff named CJ. He was the sexiet person ev0r. And he had a ginormous Wang. His Wang was so big, It riveled that of the second biggest Wang in the world. Riveled it so much it was bigger than it. It was the biggest. Yes yes I have a very big wang, who wants to touch me? I Said Who wants to fucking touch me!!! "Ooooh" Said Erin upon observing his awesomeness and the size of his large member. So yeah. They got bored, and after making several babies and watching a few cartoons about Super Mario, they went for a walk. Eventually, they got lost, and came accross a big pool of water, and an odd looking character who called himself "Percy the Pirate" "Yharr ya landlubbers" said the man. Erin was quite confused at this, but luckily, CJ and his ginormous wang could speak pirate, so they had a conversation
"Ahoy me homie" Said CJ. "Where
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I NEED YOU.
In times of trouble, we all need someone...
Now, I need someone more than ever...
Existing is pointless without you...
Escaping is impossible without you...
Death is inevitable without you...
You're my world...
Only you can save me...
Uncontrollable love...
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Diarhea
There was a man with diarhea,
Worst case Id ever seen.
Along the ground,
was a trail of Brown,
showing where he'd been!
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Pies, Porcupine + Prostitute
Once upon a time in a different place to the last story, there where 3 other characters, with some others in there too.
There was the Pie-Prophet, A Porcupine, and a Prostitute. (I don't know the Pie Prophets name but if he tells my I can put it in…).
Anyways, one day, Pie Prophet and Matt the porcupine where feeling too horny, beyond the point of being able to satisfy each other. Soooo, they decided to go look for some fun elsewhere. As the walked down the street, a mugger ran out of an alleyway, holding a purse in his hands. So, as the two curious people they where, the Pie-Prophet and Matt Kadina the porcupine walked (or in the porcupines case, waddled), down the alleyway, only to find Angela the prostitute lying helplessly on the floor. They tried to wake her, and matt decided to poke her ass with his spikes. (Eww. Angela probably liked it though, even though it wasn't sexual or anything.) She jumped up screaming, and looked around frantically for her purse. She couldn't find it. S
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Pwince, Pwincess, Midget.
Once upon a story, there was three characters, and a few more. There was, CJ, the hairy 7ft tall midget, Alex the handsome prince, and Erin, the beautiful pwincess. Aaaanyways. CJ the midget and the beautifull pwincess where walking along some nice, well cut grass, when suddenly a duck burst out of the hose and yelled "Get offa my lawn!". So like any sensible person would, they did. The decided to walk along the footpath, when the beautiful pwincess fell onto the grass next to it. Then, Grumpy McDuck burst out of his house with a pitchfork held firmly in his beak and yelled "Get offa my lawn!". So again, they did. Grumpy McDuck walked up to the 7ft midget and said "Please keep your dogs off the grass.".
Anyway. The two continued their journey to find the handsome prince, who would help them learn to ride a bicycle and fly to Iraq to fight the eeeeeeevil space monkey.
After a while, they found Alex, the handsome price, and he quickly taught them how to ride a bicycle. They then rode off
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THE COMEBACK-RAP
Yo!
Save yo breath, dont try and come back,
You'll need it when you hit the sack,
Save yo breath, dont waste it at all,
You'll need it to inflate yo blow up doll.
Pull yo finger out of yo ass,
park yo box out on the grass,
fall to sleep while watching the stars,
wake up in the morning and kiss my arse
Yo, you shouldnt be here, you belong at the zoo,
Thats what I thought when I first saw you,
Yo, what im saying is totally true,
You're worth less than the shit beneath shoe.
Yo!
Save yo breath, dont try and come back,
Unlike me its style you lack,
Yeah take it, can you handle that?
You just got hit with THE COME-BACK RAP!
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Its too long to fit.
Poem To God~ Thanks for making some poems, wishes & dreams come true, and for keeping others as far from reality as possible. BIOTCH!!!
I wrote a poem about a milliong bucks,
You only gave me ten.
Why God, you stupid fuck,
Arent we supposed to be friends?
I had a dream about a yellow porshe,
Yet I'm still driving a Skoda,
And not a mustang, the mighty horse,
But a box with a shitty interior.
I wrote a poem about the shining skies,
But its raining out today.
the heavens weep and the clouds cry,
You're that desperate for me to pray?
I had a dream that I could fly,
Flying with the crows,
But Im still on the ground and I only ask why?
To shoot cornflakes out of my nose?
(That last bit is a long story =P )
I wrote a poem about powdered water,
Just add water and there you go,
And you drink it and it makes you shorter!
I'm crazy and it shows...
I had a nightmare about a killer deer,
the most brutal thing I ever seen,
Sharp teeth and blood smeared,
THEN I REALISED IT WAS BAMBI!!!!
(The true st
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Literature
THE FINISHED VERSION
Darkness. Eternal fear. This is the beginning of the ancient world. This is where history was destined to repeat itself.
As the dark clouds invaded the village of silver town, and the rumbling of the earth shifted the ground underfoot, he fell to his knees, the last defender of silver town. His sword smashed, his armor in ruins, he crawled. Slowly he made his way silently to the village hall. Then there was blackness.
A variety of senses filled his body. He saw this place before, in a dream. Bright Light Stung his eyes, the lush green grass feeling soft underfoot. He was home. Floating freely, he smiled. A deafening screech brought him back to the grim reality. He knew his time was up. The pain of its claws, having penetrated his armor, was tearing through his flesh. The pain made him feel faint.
With another great swoosh, another was upon him. It squeezed his claws around his windpipe, crushing it. With his last ounce of energy, he reached for his shattered sword, and attempted to rol
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The unfinished idea
Darkness. Eternal fear. This is the beginning of the ancient world. This is where history was destined to repeat itself.
As the dark clouds invaded the village of silver town, and the rumbling of the earth shifted the ground underfoot, he fell to his knees, one of the last humans able to withstand the enemy.
His sword smashed, his armor in ruins, he crawls. Slowly he makes his way silently to the village hall.
Then there was blackness. He tried to let out a scream, but failed, his throat dry and sore.
A variety of senses filled his body. He saw visions, things he could neither make sence of nor deny. A deafening screech brought him back to reality. The pain of its claws, having penetrated his armor, was tearing through his flesh. The pain made him feel faint.
With another great swoosh, another was upon him. It squeezed his claws around his neck, slowly, as if torturingly, squeezing it. With his last ounce of energy, he reached for his shattered sword, and attempted to roll over and sur
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The second draft of my first
Darkness. Eternal fear. This is the beginning of the ancient world. This is where history was destined to repeat itself.
As the dark clouds invaded the village of silver town, and the rumbling of the earth shifted the ground underfoot, he fell to his knees.
His sword smashed, his armor in ruins, he crawls. Slowly he makes his way silently to the village hall.
Then there was blackness.
A variety of senses filled his body. Floating freely, he smiled. A deafening screech brought him back to reality. The pain of its claws, having penetrated his armor, was tearing through his flesh. The pain made him feel faint.
With another great swoosh, another was upon him. It squeezed his claws around his windpipe, crushing it. With his last ounce of energy, he reached for his shattered sword, and attempted to roll over and surprise the un-suspecting foe. But the power of two healthy Drenkaii was too much for him.
After a short struggle, his lifeless body met the ground for the last time. His armor crus
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That really old one I wrote a
English Story.
Darkness. Eternal fear. This is the beginning of the ancient world. This is where history was destined to repeat itself.
As the dark clouds invaded the village of silver town, and the rumbling of the earth shifted the ground underfoot, he fell to his knees, the last defender of silver town.
His sword smashed, his armor in ruins, he crawls. Slowly he makes his way silently to the village hall.
Then there was blackness.
A variety of senses filled his body. Floating freely, he smiled. A deafening screech brought him back to reality. The pain of its claws, having penetrated his armor, was tearing through his flesh. The pain made him feel faint.
With another great swoosh, another was upon him. It squeezed his claws around his windpipe, crushing it. With his last ounce of energy, he reached for his shattered sword, and attempted to roll over and surprise the un-suspecting foe. But the power of two healthy Drenkaii was too much for him.
After a short struggle, his lifeless body
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Your Name
I still fear that same glint in your eye
Your voice still turns my feet to lead
So much time has since passed by
But your words still repeat in my head
I dream of the touch which has caused so much harm
I still feel the dreaded rough skin of your hands
Your name has been carved into my arm
When the memories alone became too much to stand
I tell them I’m fine, but still I obsess
About the times my sister and I were with you
You made me uncomfortable getting undressed
I’m afraid all that they’ve said became true
Your laugh is reflected in my tears
Your face still takes away my wind
Even now after all these years
Your name stills burns in my skin.
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--Cant Think of a Title--
Hurt me, harm me, cut me deep
My best friend til the end of time
Confuse me, abuse me, leave me be
I've become close to the end of my line
My heart breaks every time
I look into your eyes
You're the only one who sees past
My immaculate disguise
Hold me closely to your chest
Promise me you wont let go
Heartbeat to heartbeat, skin on skin,
I love you more than you'll ever know
Leave me on my own once more
To cause myself more pain
My heart, it feels so empty
I'm hurting for you, again
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how many days?
How many days of our lives
do we just sit there
looking confused
feeling lost and helpless
floating away from reality
few? Many? To many? All?
All of our days
curled in a ball
flitting like a scared mouse
twitching, side to side
looking for the cat
the creature about to devour us
when were hiding
hiding in the night
maybe we aren't the leader
the ones who rule our lives
if destiny shapes us
we have no choice
we're the fly. on the spiders web
just waiting, waiting for that
slow painful ending
the one we cannot stop
purely because we stick to the web
and cant break away
what are we really
in this carniverous chain
the hunter on the prey
when in our species alone
we'll be eatenby another
Are we better off alone?
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Blue Eyes
Deep Blue Eyes
Once were so bright
Now seem so dim
Surrounded by red
And brimming with tears
And you're still so beautiful.
You don't believe when I tell you
How gorgeous you are.
You dont accept my words.
You wish to be better.
Well, I just wanted you to know,
And although you still won't believe it...
You.
Are.
Perfect.
To me.
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My Black Vein
I wait by the window, watching the heavy rain outside, looking at the water running down the clean glass.
You always said it would be this way. I thought I would be alright, thought I would get along fine without you. I always wanted to be stronger than you thought I was.
I told you I didn't want you staying with me because you were scared of what I would do if you left. I told you I was stronger than that.
I told you if you were unhappy, I wanted you to leave. I loved you too much to keep you when you didn't want to be there.
And now you are gone. And I sit and watch the rain, day after day, in the room we once shared.
Sometimes I remember all the times I had been unfaithful. You were better off without me; you deserved something better than I could ever give you. You deserved everything. You were amazing.
My friends would never understand how I took you back as many times as I did. They didn't know that I was in fact the problem. You were just loud spoken and always said what you tho
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Untitled... Chapter 1
My breathing quickened as i heard Leigh slink into my bedroom and slowly close the door behind her. I held my breath as she sat on the bed, and continued pretending to be asleep. She placed the palm of her hand flat gently between my shoulder blades, and i found it hard not to shudder as our skin made contact.
"Taige?" She whispered. My eyes remained closed. I didnt want to talk to her. She hurt me too deeply to just forgive her, but if i turned around, if i looked into her eyes.. i knew i would forget everything, as long as she was talking to me... So I continued pretending to be asleep.
                    Hurt me, harm me, cut me deep
                    My best friend til the end of time
                    Confuse me, abuse me, leave me be
                    I've become close to the end of my line
"Taige, i know you're not sleeping." No she didnt. She never knew. She always thinks that I'll give up if she says it. She lays down next to me, pulls the blanket over her and strokes m
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I'm in love
I'm in love.
In love with someone that will never be mine again.
In love with a girl that doesn't love me anymore.
In love with a girl I thought I've already forgotten...
Why do I still love her?
Because I love her for so long now.
Because I never loved no one this way.
Because she's different from all the girls I know.
(even though I said she wasn't)
I'm dying inside.
Because I'm not with her.
Because I know that someone else is with her.
Because I love her too much.
I'm in love.
With the most beautiful girl in the world.
With the cutest girl I've ever known.
With the girl I really want.
I want to let go of her but I can't.
Because she's perfect.
Because she's the one I want.
Because I love her.
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MostAnnoyingKidEv0r
The Comedy Wannabe Genius.
Artist | Literature
Australia
Current Residence: The mystical land of Australia with its fairies and hippo's.
Favourite genre of music: Again, as long as it ennoys Erin, anythjng. Rap and R&B especially. =)
Operating System: Well, I hope its operating...
MP3 player of choice: Samsung.
Shell of choice: A turtle shell. They look so cool.
Wallpaper of choice: I painted my room instead. =P But a pink flowery one if I had to make the choice.
Skin of choice: HUMAN SKIN! Wouldnt want to look like a cow now would I!?
Favourite cartoon character: Donald Duck!! (I can do his voice you know..)
Personal Quote: Pink Crayons Taste Like Pretty
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JezCorden Featured By Owner May 21, 2007
Thanks for the fave mate.
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MostAnnoyingKidEv0r Featured By Owner May 25, 2007   Writer
Heh! No problem. I found it hilarious!
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JezCorden Featured By Owner May 25, 2007
More to come! :3
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lastskapunk Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2007
burp
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R0SHAMB0 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2007  Professional Photographer
Ta for watching!
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lanr Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2006
where the hell have u been bro? haven't seen u in ages!!! i miss talking 2 u :cries:

anyway... happy holidays =P
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